The world is a freaky place indeed...
- Wanna try something funny? You have to be really patient to pull this off. Get a mirror. Start staring at it. Well, you can do anything you want, just DON'T get your eyes off it. After a few hours your reflection gets fed up with mimicing your moves and just sort of walks away... And no, it's not coming back.
- Love isn't "what makes the world go round" . Actually, a perpetual motion machine made by a clockworker named Fred makes the world go round.
- The Moon landing never happened! Why? Because there is NO Moon!